Hey there! We’re guessing you’re here for 1 of 2 reasons:

1. You know someone who is bat-shit crazy ’bout dachshunds

2. You, yourself are bat-shit crazy ’bout dachshunds

On the right track? Either way – welcome, we’re glad you found us BUT sad to say we are closing down!

Best part is, it’s not too late to SNAG yourself a bargain.

The word on the street…