The Long & Short of it All – Fabric Banner with Timber Frame


Humans that belong to dachshunds have a big role to play. Patient when they are stubborn, stern when they misbehave but most of all be there to restore their ears back to factory settings on windy days.

You may not understand them at all times, but you get the long and short of it all.

Product Features:

  • Original Upside Dachshund design
  • Printed on high quality fabric banner
  • Ready to hang – no effort required
  • Handmade with love in Australia
  • Unique gift idea for dachshund lovers!

Hello hipster vibes! This print is almost as cool as wearing sunglasses at night.

More info in description below.

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Hipster dachshund Original design – The Long and Short of it All by Upside Dachshund // Unique dachshund gifts and merchandise for the breed obsessed.

  • Banner comes assembled, ready to hang
  • Lightweight banner – can hang with removable adhesive hooks
  • High quality inks printed on superior white upholstery fabric
  • Hand stained timber frames front and back to seal the fabric
  • Tightly sealed hanging cord that will stand the test of time
  • Neat, professional finished product printed and assembled in Australia
  • Final artwork dimensions: (260W x 470H x 25mmD – height includes hanging cord length).


  • Simple monochrome design
  • Colors may vary slightly from that shown on screen
  • Do not hang in direct sunlight to avoid discolouration or fading.


  • Products are carefully wrapped and posted in a protective carton to ensure they arrive to you safely and undamaged
  • Carton size: (300W x 100H x 100mmD)
  • We pride ourselves on being environmentally friendly therefore no plastic is used and just as much thought has gone into our packaging as it has our product
  • Products are beautifully packaged and well presented – perfect to be sent directly to that special someone as a gift.


  • Free shipping Australia wide
  • International customers please use the shipping calculator on the cart page for a shipping price
  • Handmade banners are assembled and ready to ship within 1-2 days of placing your order. Please see our shipping and returns policy for more details.

Please note: All images are subject to copyright. Please contact us if you have any questions.


The Long and Short of it all dachshund banner is a hipster inspired design that represents life’s journey and timely reminder to embrace this adventure called life.

Additional Information
Dimensions 300 × 100 × 100 mm